You're such a nice guy....

...want to be my new friend/brother? Hands up who's heard this 100 times or more. If you have, you're a nice guy and generally you get nowhere with women! Sure, you get on well with women you meet, but somehow they always befriend you, meanwhile dating a selection of asswipes. They even have the temerity to cry on your shoulder about these guys. This usually involves the line "oh why, sob, can't I meet a nice guy?" while you silently scream "I'm here, I'm here"! The ultimate bummer, eh guys?The graph above is the graphical representation of the old maxim that nice guys get nowhere with women. It's an exponential decrease, so your chances really plummet the nicer you are. If the scenario outlined in the paragraph above describes you, then you're in section c of the graph and it's terminal, I'm afraid. You always get into the "friend zone" and rarely manage to get into the erogenous zones!!!! Barring some sort of psychological transformation, you will be forever doomed to roam the planet until you eventually find that one woman with a modicum of sense!The asswipes/bad boys inhabit section a of the graph, marked by a very high success rate with women. If this is you, you probably have to beat women off with a stick. Anytime you go out, you can effortlessly get a woman to eat of the palm of your hand. You are THE MAN! Despite all they say about wanting to meet a nice guy, nice guys are, err, too nice (read "boring"). You could easily replace "success" on the vertical axis above with "excitement" and have the same curve. Let's face it, bad boys are far more exciting than nice guys. Women like to be kept on their toes, kept guessing: "will he? Won't he? Does he? Doesn't he?" and so on. Probably the worse thing a wannabe Don Juan can be is reliable and predictable, both inherent characteristics of the nice guy!From a woman's perspective, you'd probably want to stick with guys who fit into section b of the graph above. This type of guy is the best balance between the arrogant bad boy on the one hand and the wussy nice guy on the other!